February 2012
6 posts
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If we could all just take a moment to learn about... →
Feb 21st
Feb 15th
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I ALWAYS talk in third person...
I do it all the time. Everything I ever say is in third person.
Feb 15th
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Feb 8th
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WatchWatch
“Watch us, oh please for the love of God, WATCH US!”
Feb 6th
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Feb 4th
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January 2012
14 posts
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Jan 31st
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Jan 24th
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“Looking for a rare person. I need a special assistant. Someone who has no...”
– This is the entirety of a craigslist job posting that I’m not applying for, but I am intensely, morbidly curious.
Jan 21st
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I may have looked at my clock today, saw that it was 3:00, and thought, “oh Three Dollars, okay.”
Jan 18th
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Jan 17th
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Jan 15th
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Jan 14th
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Jan 11th
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Jan 9th
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“The roots of a shattered tree still drink months after death, so used to the...”
– Joe Hill, 20th Century Ghosts - “Dead-Wood”
Jan 6th
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I woke up today at 2pm, not sure what day it was.
All my guesses were wrong
Jan 5th
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Jan 4th
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The Top Ten Moments Comedians Made Us Think in... →
Jan 2nd
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Jan 1st
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December 2011
15 posts
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
33 notes
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Dec 28th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
59 notes
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Dec 19th
Dec 18th
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Dec 16th
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Dec 16th
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Dec 15th
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Dec 13th
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Dec 6th
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Dec 6th
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I made it all the way through No Shave November
because laziness is easy. 
Dec 1st
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November 2011
9 posts
Nov 27th
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Drop the Root Beer and Run →
This is my sketch/improv troupe. We have a tumblr now. Follow it maybe.
Nov 27th
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Today in news from the darkest timeline: NBC pulls... →
 I hate living in world that allows this to happen yet gives Two and a Half Men 9 fucking seasons
Nov 15th
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Nov 10th
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I had a baby once...
No one ever talks about that…
Nov 6th
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WatchWatch
R.I.P.
Nov 5th
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Nov 3rd
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Nov 2nd
October 2011
11 posts
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Halloween Costume Idea:
 I paint a triangle on my face. and if anyone asks… I’ve got a triangle on my face
Oct 27th
Oct 25th
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Oct 25th
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Happy Asexual Awareness Week.
 I guess this is me “coming out” weee. or whatever.
Oct 25th
Today at work I had to inform a customer that the phrase “that’s what she said” did not actually originate from The Office. He was quite suprised. ugggg.
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